Renovation

Consider this: we take a crowbar and knock out the wall

between the living room and spare bedroom, then swing

the other way, demolish the kitchen wall, and make an

archway; then we attack the back wall, move the

kitchen, and axe the hall walls, to create a master

bathroom. Lastly, we trash the front door and

put it somewhere more convenient. Or,

alternatively, we bang our heads on

all the walls until they,

our heads, crumble,

and we forget how

cramped it was

inside them.

c Julianza Shavin 1984