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des Alltagslebens, or of everyday life
by A Serviceable Villain → (All Poetry by A Serviceable Villain)
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'Don't sweat it . . . '


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  'Everybody had a wet dream,
everybody saw the sun shine; '
Don't sweat it though, there is
no need to betray a repressed
infantile state, it all falls under
the category of slip of the
tongue, or errors of speech;
That's because in every case
there is presumed to be an
unconscious determinant of
the faulty action, which can
sometimes be inferred directly
from the context - on a brothel,
'That place blows'; on driving,
'I collided with a stationary
truck coming the other way; '
on a salon, 'Wanted: Hair-cutter.
Excellent growth potential.' on a
DVD rental, 'Be kind and rewind; '
So, with these in mind, I pray you
tarry: pause a day or two before
you hazard; for, in choosing wrong,
thank you!

'2008' RLS

 


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 Reviews of "des Alltagslebens, or of everyday life"
Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on December 5, 2008
Love this poetic weave of the nonsensical, psychological, and downright witty:-)

Aberjhani

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 3, 2008
Everyday life, indeed, but it does make life interesting!

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on December 2, 2008
Lance,
Informative write, my friend. I also own slip of the tongue, Lol. Enjoyed!

Blessings and Huggs,
~Linda

Reviewed on December 2, 2008
William Safire would love this. Ever read his book, "On Language"? You'd enjoy it.
Marcia

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on December 2, 2008
Hey, nobody is perfect, right?? Informative and delightful as you do....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on December 2, 2008
...life should be taken with a grain of salt! You made me smile.
Hugs,
Christne

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on December 2, 2008
I can relate to this for sure. I gave artificial Insemination instead of artificial respiration...so I own slip of the tongue. Great write and gives us a reason to pause and ponder what crazy things we've done and said. Love and hugs, Bonnie


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