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When I left the army, I felt quite sure That I would never more endure A high-fat food from Uncle Sam That mess-hall cooks would serve as Spam Things have changed, I must admit And Spam's still giving me a fit It steals my time, it clogs e-mail And makes my life a living Hell I need no loans, nor red hot dates Nor pirate software, or cheap loan rates I'm over 90 and doing well I have no need for what you sell Why don't you get some decent jobs Like feeding fish or slopping hogs In other words, I'd like to say Jump in the lake, adios, good day The End

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Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)

Reviewed on February 22, 2004

I am soooo with you on this one Henry...I am so darned sick
ot it all...it is getting worse than the telemarketers that
"used" to call...perhaps one day we will win this war....
great write...floria

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on February 21, 2004

LOLOL, this is kewl maaaaaate, Not so fond of Spam myself
Write on!
Ch'erie

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