I landed here on planet Earth.

I came from planet Smars.

It's way beyond your galaxy,

beyond your distant stars.

 

I had to run away from Smars.

I finally had enough,

prayer in schools and Godly rules,

made being bad too tough.

 

For no one seemed to understand,

I hated to obey.

They called it bad, but I was glad,

the day I ran away.

 

I need a place where sex is safe

and people live in fear,

and truth is not so absolute,

that's why I landed here.

 

So when I found a TV set

and turned on CNN,

I knew that I had found a home,

this whole world's filled with sin!

 

Kids are killing other kids,

abortions legal too.

Talk show hosts are number one,

I like their points of view.

 

They come into your living room,

an honored special guest,

then entertain you with some trash,

that's publicly confessed.

 

So educate and motivate,

but please don't ever pray,

for at the cross, there's just one Boss,

that's why I ran away.