THE SCREAM OF THE KOALA-A DREAM

I was flying a space shuttle and my fellow astronaut was a Koala named Rocky who had his intelligence increased through computer chip augmentation and smart drugs. Rocky and me communicated telepathically.

We were on a mission to connect with the Wonjina the ancient Australian aboriginal gods from the Milky Way depicted on rock drawings thousands of years old. Ancient astronaut theoreticians believed them to be the Greys of current UFO lore.

After we had broken through the stratosphere and were orbiting the Earth over the Australian continent, we noticed saucer like ships approaching us. All of a sudden both me and Rocky entered a trance where the Wonjina communicated their distress over the poisoning the Earth’s environment and the destruction of both animal habitat and aboriginal culture. 

After awhile the trance was broken and both me and Rocky had experienced lost time. We decided to head back to Earth and land near Sydney.

Throughout Australia and zoos across the world Koalas in unison where screaming and humans heard the scream as NO TREES NO US! NO TREES NO US! NO TREES NO US!

Pentecostal churches that been desecrating and destroying aboriginal culture as being Satanic were being demolished by various native animals.

Jerks who had been torturing Wombats by stoning them to death were delivered swift justice as hordes of Wombats tore them to pieces.

Children across the world had dreams of Koalas dying and demanded that that their parents “Save The Teddy Bears.”

A new age had dawned in Australia and the rest of the world.