Cull-inary Sampling From Top 56 Ways To Kill TheRich by RickthePoetWarrior
Last edited: Saturday, March 27, 2021
Posted: Saturday, March 27, 2021
Just a sample of using your imagination to eliminate the wealth-poverty gap.
26. Deep In The Heart Of Taxes
One half of The Rich have their plugs removed and are given adult diapers to keep on for the next week. The other half have their feet broken and are given walkers. The whole group is put in a small room and forgotten about. Then they are offered a tax rebate if they have five quadrillion drillion dollars. They don’t so they are shot.
25. Duck Duck Goo’s
The Rich are liberally dressed in heavy crude oil before being strewn upon a rocky shore. Those not burned off in the first three attempts are given a bath of warm soapy water delivered by high pressure hoses manned by death row inmates. Shoot any
remainder.
24. Fun Fun Fun
It’s a cocktail party for The Rich. There’s wine and champagne, caviar and truffles, chocolate fountains and fancy ice sculptures. Then the floor opens up and they all fall into the mouth of a giant turtle.