Just read STARMAN's short story ...
"Exploring, Guarding and Controlling the Human Mind
Have YOU deciphered it yet?
ROCKIE REVIEW
© - Tom Hyland - 5/8/11
ROCKIE ... WOW!
LET ME REPEAT THAT ... WOW-WOW!
This cosmopolitan customized re-incarnation of Leonardo Da Vinci's mind-thought-control process is not only complex and complicated, but also is enough to scare the living 'Be-Jesus' daylights out of any thinking organism!
With That said - let me say This about That ...
when Your contentional confusing Thesis is combined with My conflictional confabulational Anti-thesis, only One Possible Conclusion may be not only Possible, but also Probable ...
IT, plus $1.37 (includes taxes) one might purchase a 12 ounce cup of Java at any Royal Farms Store, down here in Bawlmer, Merlyn !!!
I can only Hope that Both Regis Auffray AND his Sha Tara DO READ THESE BOTH!
NOW - all 'BULL-SHIT' aside, I LOVE
how you both Used, and Abused the English language, to demonstrate One of the Best Examples of Governmental, and Corporate Lawyer-Type statements of ...
PURE, UNEMOTIONAL, DOWN-TO-EARTH ...
GOOBLE-DE-GOOK !!!
This Fine EXPOSE' made both my Heart, and my Mind as well,
Pound with an Enthused, Infused, and mostly Confused ...
DESIRE to Be a Mental Giant, a Veritable 'Wonder of Wonders' ...
a New, Improved, Copy-Righted, Original ...
DA VINCI CLONE !!!
ROCKIE - if I have, in Any Way, misconstrue d
What you were stating here,
then I Do, most sincerely, Apologize!
However, should I have, somehow
'Hit the Proverbial Nail on its Proverbial Head' -
then, I shall be Blissful to have been - just Once,
in the Shade of Greatness!
If you ever find yourself within the confines of Olde Baltimore Towne,
WE might thoroughly enjoy some sort of Ecumenical Repast ...
Say maybe: a few cups of Java, interspersed with several Shots,
chased by Multitudinous Beers!
P.S. ... I Do Believe that you mayhaps have 'Coined'
several Words in this Fine Treatise on Existential Intelligence ...
(or, the Lack thereof) !!!
Peace, my Friend, Tom.
OH ... 'Happy Mother's Day!'
RESPONSE:
by * Starman * * (author) at 5/8/2011 10:17:34 AM
Tom,
Had me cackling in delight reading the review. Must say I am ready for hot nights and
cold beer along with a steaming pile of Maryland blue crabs. Surely we must indulge
someday our need to relieve our anxieties on the steps of the Enoch Pratt Free
Library, if indeed any libraries of that type are still standing by then.
You nailed it Tom. Felt great and had to read it again after you tried to throw some
bombs at me in help and jest. Loved it. Send me the name of your anti-thesis so I
can return the grace. So what's up jack? Have yerself a great day and bowl some
duckpins for me, a strike of course!
Best regards,
Rockie
Posted by Tom Hyland (author) at 5/8/2011 11:22:38 AM
Hi * Starman * *:
ROCKIE ... so glad I was correct! Did not wish to cause any offense.
As luck would have it, just 5 minutes across Eastern Avenue, nestled on the banks of
Back River, sits The BlueFins Bar/Reataurant/Crab House. Picnic Tables outside,
where I can Smoke my fool head off, while quaffing down cold beer n' gobbling
Steamed Crabs! gimme a holler on Cell - 410-963-0179, n' maybe we can plan
something for summer.
I fear I mislead you - my review WAS the anti-thesis, there is no separate one.
But, feel free to 'bomb' anything else I've posted!
Haven't been bowling, Duckpins, or Tenpins, since 'Christ was a Corporal'! But,
plenty of Pool Tables nearby!
Enoch Pratt still on Cathedral Street in downtown Bawlmer, but no exterior Steps, entrance at pavement level.
My Lady, Pat, is a waitress at Fort Meade's Catering Service, and has had to Work
every Mother's Day for almost 30 years now. Will probably see her this evening for
a Massage and Dinner, not necessarily in that order! Either way ... Enjoyment will ensue!
Be safe and healthy my Friend ... TK.
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