“Who could it be?” I wonder. “Let it go into the answering service.”

Later I retrieve the call.  It’s my publisher iUniverse calling to ask if I want to order more books to sell during the holidays. I think of the three boxes of my novels under the bedroom dresser. No, I don’t think I need any more.  I’ve been hoping to sell them online so I don’t have to keep a supply at home…collecting dust. 

I’ve tried doing all the things they tell you to do.  I have a “platform” of followers who have bought as many copies as they care to have. I have toted books around to various locations and sold only a few. I spoke at a college where I received a free lunch for my honorarium. I’ve gotten coverage in the local newspapers, offers to write freelance based on my past works, but really this writing life doesn’t make you rich.

I strategize over and over. Should I keep my Authorsden account or put the money into Google Ads? If I spend money on Google Ads and don’t make any sales, would it have been better to have bought more copies of my book and set up a stand at a local street fair?  Would I sell enough to cover the cost of the table?  It’s a sum zero game.  A hobby.  Once in a while I write a really hard hitting Letter to the Editor on some issue of importance. That feels good, and who knows, I may have made someone stop and think.  But life rolls on.

This afternoon I got another call. A different publisher wants to buy one of my books. Says it’s got potential.  All I have to do is sign a contract and hand over $1,500.00.  And guess what? They’re having a Thanksgiving Special.  If I sign up immediately I can get a $500.00 discount! Oh yes!

I politely hang up. I feel badly for the woman who made the call.  She’s probably hoping she’ll make a little extra Christmas money.  It’s just that the offer is a scam.  Writers must always watch out for scams.  Writing and publishing could be one of the scamy-ist of businesses.  Happy Thanksgiving Writers!  Give thanks and don’t let your ego get the better of you.