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Message For Nelson Mandela 7/5/2003 9:31:05 AM
Please this is just a joke...and non political!!! Message :
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer,
when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a
little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You
sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is
standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell
louder. "You Sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously
got the wrong man", and Shuts the door in his face. The next day he hears
a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Chinese man is
back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under
Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Mr Mandela is getting a bit
hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting:
"Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!" Then he
slams the door in his face again. The following day, Nelson is resting,
and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening
the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under
his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large
trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he
picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him; "Look, I
don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do
you want to give these to?" The little Chinese man looks at him very
puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says: You not Nissan Main Dealer?"
