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Laugh Time
1/19/2010 7:28:57 AM

A friend sent these. Only thing, can we believe each & every one of them? I'll share them anyway.

Subject: IDIOT SIGHTINGS...

IDIOT
SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears
repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a
'large’ enough motor on the opener.. I thought for a minute, and said
that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I
responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not.. Four is larger than
two..."
We haven't used Sears repair
since.

IDIOT
SIGHTING:
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window
and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a
quarter.. She said, "You gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know,
but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and
went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so,
and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but we cannot do that kind of
thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents
in change..
Do not confuse the clerks at
McD's.

IDIOT
SIGHTING:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor
call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the
DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by
cars out here! I don't
think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
From
Kingman, KS

IDIOT
SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal
lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From Kansas
City

IDIOT
SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport
employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your
knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how
would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we
ask."
Happened in Birmingham , Ala.

IDIOT
SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the
street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it
signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded,
"What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
She was a
probation officer in Wichita, KS

IDIOT
SIGHTING:
We were having a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear
coworker, as she was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager
commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often."
Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that
deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a lunch at Texas
Instruments.

IDIOT
SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into
itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her
system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office,
no less.

IDIOT
SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to
pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock
the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively
tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I
announced to the technician, "It's open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that
side.
This was at the
Ford dealership in Canton, MS

IDIOT
SIGHTINGS:
When I left Hawaii and was transferred to Florida, I still had
the Hawaiian plates on my car, as my car was shipped from Hawaii. I was parking
somewhere (I can't remember) and a guy asked me "Wow, you drove from Hawaii
to here?" I looked at him and quickly said "Yep. I took the
Hawaii/San Francisco Bridge." He nodded his head and said,
"Cool"!

STAY
ALERT! ... They walk among us ... they REPRODUCE ... And they vote ... God
help the rest of us!

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