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Flushed Away II 5/24/2008 1:09:36 PM
It's sometimes interesting to sit on the sidelines and watch people try to dismantle a good person'r life. I had that opportunity and decided it was worth a few words, but not much more. There once was a lovely little princess named Patience who lived in a somewhat corrupt tiny nation called Mad Beach.
One day a vindictive, giant old balding sewer rat named, Queen Mean, flushed the pretty Princess Patience down the toilet, along with her handsome friend, Reggie.
Princess Patience was now faced with learning how to survive in the dangerous wasteland with a treacherous host of other rats and followers of Queen Mean who are bent on destroying, by any means possible, the kind Princess Patience.
The cast is a bit under-whelming but they play it to the hilt, like the controlling, subversive, whining, can-do-no-wrong, masculine looking Priestess Buffolina with her spiked hair, tattoos, and many body piercings; a rather dull, uneducated, mouthy British rat named Evileen; a scrawny little abusive drunken sewer slug named Liverpool; a wannabe lover rat who looks somewhat like Shrek and tries to sing Elvis songs while attempting to dance to impress the boys and is named Spankme; a couple of other rats posing as singers named Jose and Folita and a host of their mooch tag along singing rat friends who are dwellers in this land of moles, slugs, frogs, lizards and other itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie, poop eaters.
However, Reggie, who grew up in and under the streets of New York City and knew the ways of the sewer rats and other vermin, shows Princess Patience the way through and out of the darkness.
In the end they ride away into the sunset in their brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee with a barrel full of gold, to live happily ever after…far away from the sewers of Mad Beach, leaving the sewer dwellers to find their next target to harass, malign, and blame for their self imposed exile.
This is a poignant, compelling story of betrayal, corruption, and subversion with many twists and turns. It will soon be released by Cabin Fever Films, creators of such classics as, Don’t Cry Down My Back ‘Cuz You’ll Rust My Spurs, Baby…How Can I Miss You If You Never Leave Me Alone…Thank God and Greyhound You’re Gone…Brokeback Beach… and the gigantic space odyssey blockbuster…A Pain In Uranus.
