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My Southern Border Plan 5/24/2008 1:31:42 PM
I'm just letting off a little steam about illegal aliens. I don’t understand what the big deal is with our border with Mexico. It’s simple to fix so I’ll get right to it here.
First, we get a huge fleet of D-12 Cats and a bunch of dredges. While that’s being done we round up all the illegal Mexicans and their kids and send them to Maricopa County to be interred under the wonderful Sheriff Joe (Wait till they meet Joe!), where they will live in tents and be dressed in pink outfits and used as the labor force to do all the manual labor. Remember…no work, no eat. Once that is accomplished we will begin. This project should get done rapidly.
The Rio Grande will be widened 50 yards to a depth of 2 feet. The river itself will be dredged to a depth of 20 feet. A dam will be built on the Eastern end to maintain the depth at all times. All the sand and tailings will be shipped to New Orleans where those highly motivated citizens may start building their dikes high enough to keep the Mississippi River where THEY think it should be. Good luck with that! At least they won’t have any time to bitch about all we’re NOT giving them because if they don’t do the work they better be practicing how to tread water for the next Katrina.
The 50 yard by 2 feet deep area on OUR side of the border will become a beautiful greenbelt with no ugly walls or fences. It will be all natural planted with the very prolific Water Hyacinth and stocked with 50,000 horny and hungry Gators and thousands of little hungry Piranha fishies. I think it’s a wonder that God created two water creatures whose total body length is one third all teeth and they can co-exist.
The incentive for the workers to get this done will be great as they will be able to see THEIR homeland just a few yards away as they work building the barrier to keep them out of OUR yard.
In the end what we will have is; no more press 1 for English; no more money spent on a segment of society who has no intention of being a part of the USA; no more flying OUR flag upside down in THEIR old neighborhoods; no more demands for us to sing the Star Spangled Banner in Spanish. North of the Rio Grande is OURS…South of the Rio Grande is THEIRS and the best part of all this is the only Spanish we need to know is, “Adios, Amigos!” as they cross to their side of the river while we sing, “Ridin’ down the river boys. Leave ‘ol memories way behind…”, led by our very own Eric Clapton and J.J. Cale. What a concert that will be!
King Ronald
