Hey there, it's me
again- back to say
a couple words

I love cartoon women
with open-toed shoes
so don't feed me any
psychedelic punk bullshit

Real ones have to
wear stockings, made
of silky stuff I can
bury my face in, dig?

I'm not the man
you're looking for
My wife is pretty-
she wears a skirt

I wear her socks,
sometimes,
but mostly I like to
wrap myself around
Great Big Trees
in my large
automobile