JOHN LENNON LYRIFICATION PROJECT:

BENJAMAN DISTASTEFUL

Benjaman halted his grave flow of speech
And lug off a nasty cigar
Knew where a peeky boon wretched over Berlin
All the tootsdes, you know how they are

It were all nok a limpcheese then a work ferce bottle
Ai warp a grale regrowth on the right
With boorly replenish troop and harlas
We'd really be ready to fight

We'd save the King of pampices when all the worm here
me aided the scurry navy
I inadvertably unobtrusive neybeer
With gravy cawlers and kind farleny

I looked round and seen a lot of goings off
Besieged of all my booglepharts
Haff all the bodgy poodles in hand
Curse ye baldy butters ai warp

I cribble all tawdry in my best sydneys
some bottle my statue to place
A yong slave on my deposite
I know but I do steady thirst

You daren't offer mead and monk with all these
But Benjamian was a rather man for all I cared
I eyed he looking, 'Ben' I creid 'You are a rather man.'
A lot of goings off, you know how they are

Overwhelped with grate knowlaaaldge
Ai think it's a pritty pore show
And to this day I'll never know
And to this day I'll never know

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