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IF I WERE KING OF SCOTLAND, from “Macbeth in Oz” by Joel Sattler
If I were King of Scotland! [If I were King of the Forest]
Not queen not duke not prince
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow [My regal robes of the forest]
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day [would be satin, not cotton, not chintz]
To the last syllable of recorded time [I'd command each thing, be it fish or fowl]
All our yesterdays have lighted fools. Fools! [With a woof and a woof and a royal growl. Woof!]
To the last syllable [as I’d click my heel]
Of recorded time [all the trees would kneel]
And all our yesterdays [and the mountains bow]
Have lighted fools [and the bulls kowtow]
And the way to dusty death! [And the sparrow would take wing]
If I, if I were King!
Out out brief candle, out for me [Each rabbit would show respect to me.]
Life’s but a walking shadowy [The chipmunks genuflect to me]
A tale told by an [Though my tail would lash]
Idiotic man [I would show compash]
Full of sound fury [For every underling!]
Signifying [if I, if I]
No-thing! [were King!]
No-thing!! [Just King!]
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IF I WERE KING OF SCOTLAND, from “Macbeth in Oz” by Joel Sattler
If I were King of Scotland!
Not queen not duke not prince
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time
All our yesterdays have lighted fools. Fools!
To the last syllable
Of recorded time
And all our yesterdays
Have lighted fools
And the way to dusty death!
If I, if I were King!
Out out brief candle, out for me
Life’s but a walking shadowy
A tale told by an
Idiotic man
Full of sound fury
Signifying
No-thing!
No-thing!!
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Yore dumb king forgot mentioning his Road Kill BBQ!!! there, I said it!
Yah should sharp yerself!
EDvard, Ole of Ed brothers