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Dick-idiom # 18 - Problem Solving
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"Dick-idioms" are little philosophical gems I have penned over the years. The numbering sequence has no relationship to their importance, or pecking order; it's just my way to identify them.
*DICK-IDIOM #18* *PROBLEM SOLVING* *“She used to bitch about me not putting the toilet seat down.* *I’ve solved the problem,* *I no longer bother* *to raise it….* *Let’s see* *what she bitches about* *next”* “Let the drips fall where they may.” © 2011 Richard Lee King. All Rights Reserved. Author of: A Pursuit of Life & The Price of Freedom

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on June 16, 2011

Life is like a toilet. Half the time the seat is up and half time the seat is down. The key is knowing when you should just sit down or when you should really stand up. Patrick-ism number one. ( I don't have porn site ism problems that I know of)

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on June 9, 2011

I can solve that problem, Sit like us women do, PROBLEM solved. LOL.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Don Juan Amante

Reviewed on June 9, 2011

you better be able to run fast My Friend!!

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on June 9, 2011

Giggle.....

Anna

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on June 9, 2011

Oh my goodness me thinks you need good spanking...aweeee ...but you might like that ..huh ..LOL..SO CUTE INDEED SWEET MAN...Hugsss

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on June 9, 2011

Ho, Ho! I don't even mess with that old seat anymore, I just pee out in the yard, with me dogs!

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on June 8, 2011

Absolutely priceless....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather

Reviewed on June 8, 2011

hmmm......testing the water's so to say. I would be very careful with that! ~ Morgan

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on June 8, 2011

Brave man....or you could just put in a second bathroom, probably be better for your health...
fee

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

Reviewed on June 8, 2011

Too cute. I have a few family members with similar reasonings! :)
Blessings,
Christine

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on June 8, 2011

I don't remember living with anyone long enough to have that come up or go down as it were...anyway most times I lived with someone, they were living in MY residence...for me, thats the difference...LOL, ed

Reviewed by Donna Chandler

Reviewed on June 8, 2011

If the seat is left down, that means you are required to SIT on it, not use it as a bull's eye for target practice. :)

Donna

Reviewed by Joy Hale

Reviewed on June 8, 2011

Hilarious!!! Joy L. Hale

Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on June 8, 2011

if we don't hear from you soon, we may not have to guess...

cheers,
dan

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