My whole life has gremlins,
but I don't wet the little darlings.
Neither do I feed,
their malicious greed.
They love negativity,
disappear on positive activity.

I feel truly blessed,
and should be duely stressed.
All rong dong,
what a sad life song.
But I don't let others control,
my happiness stroll.
Neither do I hate,
or foolishly relate.
I'm understandly strong,
on how humans go wrong.

I forgive my relatives mentalities,
they're just victims of  human fragilities.
But I don't let mixed up people control me,
traditional grip a hold thee.
If you Fool with instability,
you'll end up meeting hostility.
All rong dong,
don't let misery gong.

My books not selling,
my wifes non compelling,
my mother-in-laws yelling,
my boss is squealing,
all rong dong,
what a sad song.

But I'm happy,
I don't fool with my crazy pappy,
or any other hard to get along,
all rong dong,
whata sad song.

I'm use to surviving,
with lifes dumb jiving.
My joy comes from dealing,
with what's not so compelling.
This is true life,
it's full of misery and strife.
Can't deal with reality,
you'll end up a fatality.

Cherrio,
merrio,
all rong dong,
I sing a happy song,
don't give a big D about
what's gone rong.
Because I went right,
put up a strong fight,
took my right!

G