Love that bacon and ham.

That nasty old hog taste so good,
eat the whole critter if I could.
But for now I'll take a slice of bacon,
slice of ham I reckon.
My religion doesn't limit,
so I go on and trim it.

Slice the pig from head to toe,
have ham and bacon to go.
Sure he'll get his revenge soon,
until then he'll be on my fork and spoon.
Sliced up in my plate,
adding to my already overweight.

Dog gone old pig,
I'm already too big.
The pigs don't care,
eat them if you dare.
I care about the beast,
cause on him I like to feast.

Oink Oink!

G