My day belonged to everyone except me,
I had to sit down and count to three.
My space was invaded,
every fool around serenaded.
Right after I hit the door,
the devil started to keep score.

No points for me,
he even took my count of one two three.
I then tried to take a deep breath,
he removed the air from my path.
I was hung out to dry,
but I wasn't wet.

I had to survive on pure guts,
while I was dealing with the nuts.
Finally my day ended,
but I was still suspended.
I fell to the ground,
but kept my joy around.

1,2,3
my count came back to me.
I took a deep breath,
ignored the evil in my path.
Took a cool hour and soaked,
dumb old devil just choked.
Thought he had me down,
I was playing possum with the clown.

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