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Deviled Ham
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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Most of us get scammed, end up being devil hammed. It's just a part of life, adding to our misery and strife.


Everyday and especially on Christmas & new years,
the devil tries to mix his spam,
then prepare his deviled ham.
As ususally he tries to get me in the mix,
I'm just a man,
so apart of me falls for his tricks.
After all the years I've figured the fear,
he wants us to be afraid when he comes near.
So he gets his way,
but I try to make him earn his pay.

I don't fall for his fear,
so it's shake, rattle and roll while he's here.
New years eve my wife and I went to church,
the devil followed us all the way like a lurch.
There we both sat,
I knew exactly where the demon was at.
Outside the church door waiting,
afterwards he would continue his dictating.

New years 31st of  December,
will be a day I will always remember.
I didn't fully fall for the devils scam,
I don't feel bad,
every man eventually becomes part of his ham.
As long as we resist and fight,
the Lord will help makes things right.

OnepoetGem

 

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 Reviews of "Deviled Ham"
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on January 3, 2008
Happy New Year, OnePoetGem.
Best regards,
Leland

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on January 2, 2008
Enjoyed this wise and creative write my friend...so glad you are back at the den, you've been missed! You are right, the closer we try to walk with the Lord, the harder the old enemy fights...but recognizing his tactics gives us the upper hand...well done dear friend ;-)
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Lew Duffey
Reviewed on January 2, 2008
Keep in mind the difference between spam (Cheap) and Ham (Not so cheap)and you can tell the Devil to can it. LOL

Fun filled write and full of truths.
God Bless,
Lew

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 2, 2008
Just had a toasted ham sandwich....with cheese!!

So I guess I got hammed both ways!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 1, 2008
Now I HAVE a craving for deviled ham...e

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on January 1, 2008
As always sweetie, wonderful writing..I certainly hope you had a wonderful New Years..Hugssssssssss
Love,
Chanti Lace xoxo

Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on January 1, 2008
I agree completely with the last two lines, but I think He helps us even when we falter. R

Reviewed on January 1, 2008
Excellent writing as always, G; well done! BRAVO!

Happy '2oo8' to you and yours; hope it's your best year EVER!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D


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