Everyone has issues, but are there enough tissues...

We're all out of tissues,
they've been used to
soak up everyones issues.
If you want to blow your nose,
this is the way it goes.
And what about your butt,
with no tissues in the hut?
You may have to do
the chicken strut.

Don't panic,
or get all frantic.
Just handle your issues,
and there'll be plenty of tissues.
If you can't, head for the trees,
in the woods there are
plenty of leaves.
Just don't fall on your knees,
and be aware if you have to
pick up your keys.

Then again you may live in the city,
and that will be a dog gone pitty.
Because the issues are really thick,
and you have to wipe real quick,
or you'll be put in a trick,
things can get real slick.
There maybe no trees,
there maybe no leaves,
only shirt sleeves.
Then you may have to
take off your shirt,
to wipe away the hurt.
But watchout when you
remove your shirt,
your body may get
covered with dirt,
beware if you're a woman,
with a blouse or a skirt.
Check the land over,
before you bend over.
You may get stuck with
some serious issues,
there you'll be
without no tissues.

OnepoetGem