Good friends are good but there are very few that will be good.
Invite friends
make sure you have
a good pooper scooper
Strike that
a good motorized
shit shovel
with wheels
able to dig into big deep hills
Three fourths of the suckers
will be jealous
a few others will
act all callous
Some will smile in your face
and show no trace
of the evil that lie within
They'll smile and grin
never admit their sin
Incoming stones
they'll pick your bones
Here's how you
get true love from your friends
Always be doing worst
don't move ahead
with a winning burst
The blood suckers will
quench their thirst
OnepoetGem
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Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on November 2, 2008
I had to pick myself up off the floor after reading this poem Grady...Haven't laughed that hard in awhile. Love the poem...the the truths within and YOU! Love Holly
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If You One Poet Live To Be 195 Years Old And You Can Still Count(Have) 1 True Friend On 1 Hand--
All Rest Be But Acquaintances....
TRASK