I wonder when Adam bit the apple
he knew it would end up in a drink
called Snapple
Adam and Eve in the garden  
sounds like fairytale
especially because it seems like
we're already living in hell
And anyone who can't tell
you'll get it after life causes you
to painfully yell
Even for a little spell

Talking about a bunch of bull chit
this world is full of it
Some say God works in ways mysterious
many don't believe and aren't
even curious
Others don't take life that serious
Then some go extreme and get
all furious

The extremist looks down on the
non-believers
Almost everywhere life has it's 
phonies and decievers
Only thing that really seems to count 
is wealth in a large amount
In the belly pig
Americans get ripped off big

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