(Chocolate candy at its best, man am I weak for the tootsie, so is my wife, she just want admit it.)

I was out shopping and saw this big bag of tootsie rolls, man did they reach out and touch me deep in my taste bud soul, mouth started watering and my defense did fold

When I got home I slipped them in the house real quick, you see getting past my wife took some real trick, for she has told me that I shouldn't eat to much candy and if caught I would have been accused of trying to be slick

I hid them right in plain view on the dinning room table with some other stuff

Man, when my wife saw them she started to huff and puff

Now everytime I turn around she's got her hand in the bag

This is when I really confront her about her philosophy of candy being bad for the sag

I tell her, "hey quit eating all of the tootsies please, she just screams, give me the bag you tease

So I reach in the bag and give her one or two, then her temper she almost blew

I must tell you this tootsie roll bag has enough candy in it for about a week

So for the last few days we have been on a tootsie roll streak