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The Kings English
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Sure I write


I love writing


Got one book wrote under my name


But this writing thing is a pain


I was born into the Kings English


The Kings English wasn't born into me


The French say


The kings butt I will kick


The kings language says


I will kick the kings butt


Makes sense to me


But they say the Kings English is harder to learn for me


The French say


The kings castle I will burn


The kings language says


I will burn the kings castle


If you ask me


All the crap is a hassle


 


 


 


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Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader)
Reviewed on June 29, 2003

I always am brought back down to Earth with your prose. Born and raised in the English language with the most strict rules anyone could ever be under... I adored this.

Thanks,

Teresa

Reviewed on June 29, 2003
It is not the king's Language, but god's Language, and the name of the god is "WOTAN" from "WODNE", - and that was how we got the word "WEDNESDAY", - the day of "Wodne", or "Wotan".

The poem is wonderful and will be better when you polish it to publish. When you do it, don't forget that English Language is written with punctuation signs, despite any poetical license

My admiration and respect, always.

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed by serenety L (Reader)
Reviewed on June 29, 2003
Cute write
Nico

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on June 29, 2003
Funny poem, Grady. And a good point.
Write on!
Leland

Reviewed on June 29, 2003
HA! too funny, grady; enjoyed~ love, your friend, karen lynn in texas. (((HUGS)))

Reviewed by nevine Al Seidi (Reader)
Reviewed on June 29, 2003
LOL! Proper is too tough!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on June 29, 2003
LOLOLOL, I AGREE ABOUT THE QUEENS ENGLISH, you are so spot on, laughed out loud at this, fragment reverse what a load of**** indeed...

Reviewed on June 29, 2003
This was wonderful Grady, funny and so true,
I loved this,

Reindeer

Reviewed by E. Richardson
Reviewed on June 29, 2003
Grady...this is both humorous and insightful.
Having a working command of the language is a must to a writer of course.
I tend to agree with May Lu, in that, the most effective writing comes about when direct, what I refer to as, conversational english is used.
Nice write here.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on June 29, 2003
No King anymore, Grady...Now it's the Queen's English. You can't be born into the Queen/King's English unless you were born there. You were born into American English. Totally different. [rofl]

Reviewed on June 29, 2003
We must use direct language when we speak and write. It's more effective that way.

May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)


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