I got problems

We all have problems

Or do problems have us?

I have a real strong attitude

It just helps me keep my latitude

In return it increases my gratitude

Problems I might have

But problems aren't going to have me

Overcome, adapt and improvise

That's my philosophy in life

Forget that chump Murphy

He can take his freaking law and shove it

When a problem pops up via Mr Murphy

I get to work on solving the sucker

It might beat my butt for awhile

But in awhile

And as soon a possible

It will be impossible

For a problem to beat me

I fight dirty when I get cornered

Forget being beaten and dishornored

If there's a solution

I'm going to make the right motion

Then create the right potion

To send the problem into the ocean