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The Knight and the Damsel
by Andy James Turner → (All Poetry by Andy James Turner)
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Sat upon my Grandpas knee
Wise words he said to me
Never, never, never
leave a damsel in distress

(The years passed by
Grandpa did die)

From a tower high
I heard a maiden cry
“Help me passerby
I’m a damsel in distress”

At her behest
I climbed the tower
And told her to undress

With a broad grin, she said
“Yes sir, yes”

I took her dress
Jumped from the tower
Yelled “Take a shower”

Never leave a damsel
In-her-dress
My Grandpa said to me



  

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 Reviews of "The Knight and the Damsel"
Reviewed by Belva Barnhardt
Reviewed on March 30, 2010
I love the twist of words you take with your poem. You understand children well!

Reviewed by Gianetta Ellis (Reader)
Reviewed on March 12, 2010
I love it! And, I see the twinkle in Grandpa's eye. I am smiling!

Reviewed by Holly Ibbitson (Reader)
Reviewed on March 3, 2010
I thunk we has the same Grampa! Lol
Love it Andy. xox

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on March 1, 2010
Whose a funny boy?? Onya m8888 :)
Ch'erie

Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on February 28, 2010
Filled with whit and humor. Loved it...M

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on February 24, 2010
lol. This is awful, Andy. I laughed so hard, my sides hurt. Hysterical. Love it. Liz

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on February 24, 2010
You! You ! You rat you....
A kool write Andy truly an enjoyable read
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed on February 24, 2010
Oh, you got me, you ripper. LOL! Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on February 23, 2010
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Margaret Mullings
Reviewed on February 22, 2010
A powerful gift you have Andy LOL!!!!Indeed
this is very funny..thanks for sharing and
causing me to LOL.. yes laughter is medicine
for the heart. Thanks and may the Lord bless you
Andy!

Much Love,
Margaret

Reviewed by Sheri Uy
Reviewed on February 22, 2010
:) :) :) Can't help it...LOL! This is really funny, Andy. Your wit and humor shines, as usual. Thanks for the smile, then chuckles, then laughs! Blessings to you.

Best wishes,
Sheri

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on February 22, 2010
Yes ... this one made me laugh. It felt good too.
clever and refreshing. You talent shines here chum.
peace ...
r

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on February 22, 2010
a proper laugh to start the day Andy -- but I am afraid you have omitted the damsel's add-dress! -- a fun write I enjoyed -- peace and love be you my friend -- JM

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on February 22, 2010
Hahahahha!!! This is hilarious, Andy. Great job!

Anna (chuckle)

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 22, 2010
A cross dressing knight? never heard of it, although the old Albion keep her "queer" secrets very well, hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Georg


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 22, 2010
Did you keep it or sell it on E-Bay? Inquiring Minds want to know.

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on February 22, 2010
Cute..love your wit!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 21, 2010
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, Andy; I appreciate the smiles. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on February 21, 2010
...too cute,,you had me!

Reviewed by S. Suber
Reviewed on February 21, 2010
Too good! Funny twist.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on February 21, 2010
lol Very funny, Andy.

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on February 21, 2010
Very funny, You are toooo much, Sir! Nice one!
Much peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Cindy Tuttle
Reviewed on February 21, 2010
Really enjoyed this Andy! Thank you.
With Love,
Cindy

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on February 21, 2010
Excellent humorous poetry. A real funny one, Andy.


GOD BLESS
Tony

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 21, 2010
Hahahahaha...break a leg!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on February 21, 2010
... some women get right up yer nose! Has a touch of the Clusoe's about it... check your spelling, sir! This kinky "King" obviously was envious of her skirt... :))


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