When I saw you eating dinner (dinner)

I offered you a drink (she didn't need to think)

My knees began to quiver (he's got the nervous shivers)

A tingle down my spine, I wished that you were mine (he's blushing)

I liked the dress you were wearing (wearing)

The candlelight caught me in a romantic mood (he's imagining you in the nude)

I thought I was in love (he wants you in the buff)

We could exchange telephone numbers, I'd dial with my fingers (oh yeah, around and around)

I got this funny feeling (he wants you looking at his ceiling, baby)

I bought drinks as the band began to play (she upped and ran away)

I thought it was my lucky day (rejection, he's left with an erection)

Nothing I can do (you've left him feeling blue)

I didn't know what to think (you had another drink)

Yeah, I got drunk.