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Three Big Cheeses Macaroni Bake
by Sara Coslett → (All Poetry by Sara Coslett)
  
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Ingredients:


    Take 3 men
    One is a comedian
    He makes your sides ache
    Another is a ghost and teacher
    He makes you learn your mistakes
    The third is an inventor and a lover boy
    He makes your body shudder, quiver and quake


Cooking Instructions:

    Grind them up
    Shred them
    Heat to boiling
    Stir the pot
    Smooth out the wrinkles
    Pour some kisses on top
    Pop it in the oven
    And bake

    When ready
    Divide your love up into three equal parts
    Serve hotttt


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 Reviews of "Three Big Cheeses Macaroni Bake"
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on January 8, 2009
3 cheesey people, all different, all alive and saying to us a message of living. Thanks for this one, never too late to read good advice here in the den. Happy New year 09 too to you and yours.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 29, 2002
The third is an inventor and a lover boy...
nice write

Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on December 22, 2002
But honey, if you grind them all up and bake them you won't know what you are getting when it comes out of the oven. Course I know from what you said above, that the inventor will taste best. Very funny girl.
And Happy Holiday Season to you and yours. Bill Murray

Reviewed by Brittany Renée
Reviewed on December 22, 2002
Ha ha! I love it. It's truth with humour for women only ;) (*some men too, but... lol*)

Happy Christmas!!
*- Brittany -*


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