So I’m a sittin’ and a wishin’ with all my might
That lust could convert to love overnight.
Looking around at most anywhere
Seeing good stock at the internet bar over there.

Higher than a kite
On an alcoholic flight.
Flying to a point of no return.
All hell now that I’ve been burned.

Don’t have a care in the world
Now that he’s diving looking to be pearled.
No point in starting up a fight
Discovering I’m a woman without a right.

Time to meet a new honey extraordinaire
Hoping he believes in a life that plays fair.
My short list has a few criteria.
Not that I’m all that particular.

All I ask for is the spectacular.
Sexy and with a wit of an unknown vernacular.
But most of all I like honesty and loyalty.
Not some guy who thinks he’s royalty.