Yoga Homelands

Osho, Krishnamurti, Sadhguru -
throw a stone anywhere in India and you'll hit a guru

Throw a stone in the United States and you'll either hit
a lawyer or a gunman;

Can yoga make you a better shooter?

Throw a stone in Ireland and you're bound
to hit a poet; can yoga make you a better poet?
You'll be able to arch your back and kiss
The Blarney Stone

Go down any street in Ireland and you'l find many
many pubs
full of poets, storytellers, and matchmakers
(Ah! Lisdoonvarna), Namaste, Paddy!

Throw a stone in Scotland,
you'll hit - according to the season - a golfer,
a shooter, a fisherman, or even a Hampshire Highlander

up from England escaping all the financial gurus
from London, Birmingham and Bradford.

Throw your stone young man over the water:
Let it skim and skite, 87 skims is the record!

There are no noticeable gurus in Scotland
but kilted yogis are appearing on hill and seashore
from St. Andrews to Coupar Angus -

And plenty of berries
Punnets and punnets and punnets
Of raspsberries and strawberries,
and cherries coming off in pairs

in beautiful Blairgowrie.