COOKIE KARMA ,A TIME FOR TRUTH - PT 10 of Cookies Gotz No Brains (poem) by A PAX on AuthorsDen

COOKIE KARMA ,A TIME FOR TRUTH - PT 10 of Cookies Gotz No Brains
by A PAX → (All Poetry by A PAX)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Cast Bergman Chiselpecks - Richard Cederberg Ed The Schizophrenic Jersey Devil- Capt'n Sprinkles - Ed Matlack Rufuz The Master - Rufuz Matlack Good Queen A Pax - Good Queen A Pax Ogre Ed - Ogre Ed Frumpalina - Chrissy McVay Lizard Lin - Lin Gayton Ms Mighty Red - Sherry Heim Dave Sometimesiquat - Paul Williams Cookie Karma, ATime For Truth Before I'm free to save Poor Ed There are some things, that must be said For back before this tale was song When I was dumb, and very young In Queenship school, I played the fool When I indulged in batter I drank a cup, before I supped And now bring forth this matter Dazed I staggered to my room Upon my bed, my brains did zoom When suddenly to my surprise I looked a Cookie, in the eye He said, I know you want a nibble Come on Princess, let's not quibble Take a sniff, then give a lick Do me slow, or do me quick So fresh! Princess I've been watching you Oh so pious, pure, and true You know you want it, so do I Open up your mouth and try He was a Male Hookie Cookie!!! Oh my!!! Yes I indulged, just that one time (to my shame) My heart now heavy, with this crime I licked but didn't swallow (Yes I was a typical politician ) Yet in ecstasy we wallowed The PEANUT BUTTER Cookie said Swallow till you feel well fed If you love me take me whole Nybble, nybble, my whole roll Thankfully I found my wit Didn't listen........so I spit Eye to eye, both so ashamed Yes I did it........I'm to blame But now I know a batter way Such shame I live with, everyday I still taste, his peanut roll And now you know......this truth I've told This my dear subjects, is the reason, I fight for Cookie rights, anyone can be tempted, no matter their up bringing, or moral persuasions.......the possibilities are always there, and we must be wary. I did fall, just that one time in Queenship school. I was young, and there are no excuses for me. It was an experiment. I was drunk on BATTER!! It does not mean I should be labeled as a Cookie Muncher.......I am not.... But I feel glorious, to rid myself of this burden. The truth is now out! FREE AT LAST! I am cleansed of my dark secret, the dough of darkness has risen, I am renewed, beyond expiration date.....! Please accept me as I am, and help me to get Ogre Ed over his addiction. I beg you all............ In the name of Lard..........GREASE FOR PEACE! I throw myself on your MERCIES, please help me........to help Ed........it takes one to know one!!! This is a battle to save his roll, I am not a control freak....IT IS FOR HIS OWN GOOD. Then I found out there was a plot!!! To make me do, would I would not A crafty Swedish pastry chef Baked a cookie I'd accept After I was drunk on batter Drugged out of my gord The plan was even more bizzare Plan two involved a sword If I had not, had a lick They would have killed me then!!!!!!!!! For blackmail was the purpose Of fiendish Moldie Men They kept this secret many years While I in anguish, guilt and tears Begged for peace for one and all sob sob sob And now you know........that I did fall sad sad sad (still love me?) I AM ONLY HUMAN!!! I care about Ed, and the Cookies! Further truth Cookies are mostly harmless That is unto themselves But if we humans eat too much We loose our innerselves The truth is much too horrid For me to finally speak But since I am confessing all I'll speak this truth so bleak Cookies can transform us Thru a trick of evolution Back into atrocious trolls IT'S COSMIC RETROBUTION!!! But trolls of a different nature And those of which I speak Are COOKIE TROLLS so MOLDIE AN EVIL QUITE UNIQUE I send these words to Ogre Ed from the heart.... LIVING BREATHING RELIC Awkward am I in this realm Living, breathing ,relic Now and in the past I dwell Eternal flame upon wick Languid to the call of time Thru haze I patient light Sum my tallied visions....prime While COOKIES soothe your sight All your visions remain yours Thoughts and explorations Mute my worries.....tag them lore To die in.......isolation Ed Please Give Up The Cookies To be continued.... GOOD QUEEN A PAX sad sad sad

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on July 9, 2006

My GAWD, you've cooked up an epic of self help for the Iliad, or was it the Ed [sic--id]. Souper well done. A burned cookie at the edges.

Ron

Reviewed by William Haynes

cookies are so tempting but you are forgiven your weakness. One day we'll all reach cookie karma
great
bill

Reviewed by Linda Luna (Reader)

Good Queen >> you are having way too much fun with this escapade in prose. I have enjoyed tremendously and the crumbs on my mouth prove it...

LL*

Reviewed by J M (Reader)

Reviewed on July 8, 2006

I love the art and the poem you guys are too much .....:)

Reviewed by Suzie Palmer

Thoroughly entertaining Anita!
Even as a stand alone read!
Very creative!
Love, Suzie :-)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

The two of you are one mean team......lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Lol!!! You lead everyone right down the road to caloric bliss!
Susan

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

You are incredible...ROFL

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on July 7, 2006

Dear Evil One,

It's getting to the point in this bloody war that a wretched old ogre can't even take a few hours off with his ogre buddies to down a few dozens cookies, and a few dozen beers, without seeing yet another very crafty attempt to throw everyone off the True Cookie Crumb Trail in this epic heartwrenching story.

At least you've finally admitted to the world that you mercilessly lick and fondle some of those cookies in your demented cookie experiments; now how about fessing up to the other tortures you continue to inflict upon them?!

If the Queen wants the Truth, she shall see it in the morning. I think it's time for the entire world - to know the horrid, horrid truth.

Back to the cave for a night of writing, and of course, a night of devouring dozens and dozens of scrumptious cookies...

Reviewed by Felix Perry

As the queen commands so should it be, call out the guards, round up the knights of the round table, this cookie rampage must be stopped in the name of all the dougboys of the world.

Fee

Reviewed by E T Waldron

I bow before the Queen, who spit it out, and tell you most high higness you are without a doubt the most honest hookie cookie
since monika lewinski cookies,and that's saying something!
(Anita you are awesome;-)!

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

This is the funniest chapter yet, Good Queen, Pax, and your rhyme is fabulous, by the way...gotta love that too!!! I was laughing so hard while reading this one I nearly wet myself (gasp...did I say that??). LOLOLOL

So you tasted the cookie, do not fret,

You never chewed, at least not yet

I would have chomped and acted bold

Eaten the center and skipped the mold

For with just a lick the sin is cast

So just eat it all and have a blast.

As long as I would fall from grace,

I'd hold some sprinkles up to my face

And snort them up to keep the high

While I chewed and swallowed that cookie guy.

I love this story, and I suppose that at some point it is all going to have to wind down, but pleeeeeeeease not yet...we just ain't ready for the final curtain over Cookieville.
Take care,

Sherry

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

I like peanut-butter cookie too! Wonderful write. It is getting better and better!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Rhonda Galizia

How bitter the batter in this cookie fable!

OOOOOOOOOH, my good Queen A Pax, 'tis quite an affliction, this cookie addiction!

{I've been eyeing the ones in our own cookie jar, much differently lately! Just waiting for them to jump out at me!]

Hope Ogre Ed makes it out, fully recovered, this time...or, maybe by
then, there will be a miracle..................cookies-free drug!

LOL love, Rhonda

Reviewed by Peter Paton

Anita

I am with Chrissy below on this Cookie Tour De Force...

I am a cookie addict as well, and this continuing saga of Cookieville has more twists and turns than Dallas...:)

Totally compulsive and compelling readin, and not a little literary class and inspired animation, bringing this whole enterprise alive and vibrant with verve and humour..

I wonder if Ogre Ed will feel any different and more disposed towards the Queen after reading her no holds barred confession, or will he not swallow this gobbledegook story..

We shall see...:)
Peter

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay

I can't give up the cookies or the batter yet! I haven't hit 'rock bottom' yet on my addiction...on to the next cookie induced sugar coma! When I wake, Saddle Shoes will be back in style...

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Ah, you are unbelievable!!!

Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)

You both are SHEER genious...

Love & Light, Dove