You may have Noticed my Asterisks are Transplanted,
Reversed from the ‘Normal.’
I’ll just wait now - ‘til you ‘Get It!’
Here’s a Clue - Normal = S**T. Got it?
First of all, we put FOOD in our mouths.
Some Digestion actually Begins There.
Down the Esophagus it Travels.
Through a couple of Valves, then -
PLOP! Into the Stomach it Falls.
Acids then start Breaking Down the Particles
Into various and sundry Chemicals.
These are somehow directed to other Organs,
And/or Absorbed into the Bloodstream.
More of the then softened GOOP
Continues its travel into Mysterious
Nooks and Crannies of the Abdominal Cavity.
Eventually, this GOOP reaches the Intestines,
And its Real Destination, the Colon -
This Sucker is about Thirty-Something Feet Long.
Through a process of Constriction, or Contraction,
The GOOP is Squooshed along its voluminous Path.
Some more needed Nutrients are Supposed to be Osmosed
Through the Colon Walls and reach the Blood also.
Now, we finally reach the Heart of the Matter -
That which is NOT absorbed finally reaches the Anus,
And when the ole Bowels start Gurgling - Must be Excreted!
The Simplistic Layman’s Formula for this entire Process is:
FOOD -> GOOP -> POOP!
Another Scientific Theory is:
GOOD FOOD -> GOOD POOP!
Note that the Double OO’s remain intact.
This is the Associative Law of Mathematics -
If Equals are added to Equals, the Sums are Equal.
This applies also to Subtraction and Multiplication,
But Not Division. DUH?
But - what about the Conjugation of the Verb?
STINK - STANK - STUNK
Although some think I am Certifiable -
I am NOT a Certified Dietician,
NOR a Bodily Function Expert!
Ergo, this Treatise should be taken with a grain of Salt -
Sodium Chloride - NaCl.
Anyway, my Best Guess is that Sulphur
May have something to do with the Stench?
WHY DOES *HI* STINK?
IT’S SULPHUR - (Symbol S) - I THINK!
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Be always safe,
Karen
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
GOOD FOOD -> GOOD POOP!
Both Very, Very GOOD!
PS Where can I get a chair like that??!!