MY FUNNY VALENTINE (poem) by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com on AuthorsDen

MY FUNNY VALENTINE
by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com → (All Poetry by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com)
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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AAH - CUPID'S ARROWS - DIPPED IN DARK CHOCOLATE - DOZENS AND DOZENS AND DOZENS OF ROSES! CANDLE-LIT DINNERS! CHOCOLATE COVERED CHERRIES! CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES! RED-HEART BOXES OF ASSORTED CHOCOLATES! PARFUMES BY THE GALLONS! A FORTUNE IN GREETING CARDS - HALLMARK NO LESS! A VERITABLE ARMY OF CUTE, STUFFED TEDDY-BEARS! BEEN THERE! DONE THAT! HELL - NO WONDER I'M NOW POOR! AIN'T L-O-V-E ... JUST GRAND? SONG TITLE: "STUPID CUPID - STOP PICKIN' ON ME!"

My Funny Valentine - or - “To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before” © - Tom Hyland - 02-14-09 To - FLORENCE JONES - Blonde We Were An INFANT Couple - 1711 Marshall Street! Have PIC to Prove it! To - EMILY REMMERS - Brunette I was not quite Sweet Sixteen yet - First French Kiss! To - JOYCE HUDNET - Blonde Sweet Sixteen - Post Office and Spin-The-Bottle! To - SUE FARREN - Blonde Sneaking out of her Brother’s Bed and into Hers - SCARY! To - BEVERLY TRUCKENMILLER - Blonde OH - Those Summer Nights - Winter Too! To - BETTY ALLEN - Blonde First Real Puppy Love - BEST DANCER IN THE WORLD! To - DONNA GREIF - Blonde OH - What Magnificent Mammaries! Er, Uh, Um - Memories! To - JOYCE BROWN - Blonde My Junior Prom Date! Still Have the Picture! To - CAROL PIERCE - Strawberry Blonde Feisty Locust Point Gal! What Arguments We Had! To - JANE RADJESKA - Jet Black 1956 - Dancing, Up Close and Personal - “Heartbreak Hotel” and Flip Side - “I Was The One”! To - JOYCE HARVEY - Blonde 1958 - My Senior Prom Date - ALAS - She Left Me! To - SUE HERON - Blonde 1959 - FIRST REAL LOVE - DUMPED ME - “Dear John” Letter! ANOTHER BEST DANCER IN THE WORLD! To - KATHY HUTCHINS - Blonde 1960 - Thirty-Days’ Christmas Leave from Army! To - DEE DORSEY - Blonde Threw my Ring at me, and called me - ANIMAL! To - COOKIE ALIAS - Blonde NO! IT WAS NOT MY KID! To - PENNY ALBAUGH - Blonde Really Cute, Pleasant, Petite - Little Doll Baby! To - JOYCE SCHIRMER - “Dirty” Blonde 1962 - ALMOST TRAPPED ME! To - SYLVIA ANN GINSKI - Blonde “I’m Gonna Date THAT Chick!” - DID! NEWEST BEST DANCER IN THE WORLD! Married Her - 34 Years and Two Kids! “Parting is Such Sweet Sweet Sorrow!” BOTH HAPPIER NOW! To - BARBARA RACEY - Platinum Blonde WOW! Did We Have FUN, or What? To - JACKIE - Blonde Beauty OH - What COULD Have Been! To - PAT BROWN - Strawberry Blonde 2006 - Current Amour - Two Years Running - HOT - HOT - HOT! To - MISSY HEATHER - Chocolate Lab/Doberman! - Of All The Girls I’ve Ever Loved Before - ONLY UNCONDITIONAL LOVE! I MISS YOU - MISSY! WOOF? FOOTNOTE: IF I MISSED YOUR NAME, DOLL-FACE - PLEASE FORGIVE - AT 68 - AM APPROACHING “BRAIN-DEAD!” © - TKH HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY TO ALL! P.S. - 19 OUT OF 22 WERE BLONDES - ONLY 1 DOG! YES - BLONDES WERE MORE FUN!

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle

Reviewed on February 16, 2009

An enjoyable and very funny write.Thank you for sharing it,take care

Edwin

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler

Reviewed on February 15, 2009

Boy, you were busy. Such a fun read. Thank you. Hugs, J'nia

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on February 14, 2009

Have a Happy Valentine's Day. Thanks for getting in touch with us all here in on the den for this day. It seems to mean a lot to know people like you care for others too. Nice set of friends (blondes) you have.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price

lol. You're funny. Blondes have more fun? Only because you were scared of the red heads. lol. Just kidding. Happy Valentines day. I vote for the dog. Fun write. Liz

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce

Wow!!! You sure are busy on Valentine's Day. Heeeheee!!!...so many to count... :o)

Sandie Angel :o)