The suffix - al - means -
Of - or pertaining to -
Ergo - pertaining to Homonyms -
Words that sound alike.
A Hymnal means a book OF Hymns.
And Hims - are not Hers!
Nor, is every car a Hearse!
And Hoarse is not a Horse, of Course!
Unless those Whores are Mr. ED’s!
And a Pee-Wee is not necessarily a Pee-Pee!
But - Sweet-Pea was Popeye’s Nephew,
And Olive Oyl was his Goil, who caused him Moil!
And a Winter Nursery Rhyme -
Could well contain some Rime -
A White Frost some call - Hoarfrost -
With Beauty - Can be Sublime!
A Reason to Season, is a Lack of Taste -
And a Season is a Session of Limited Duration -
Winter - Spring - Summer - Fall -
To Trip - or to Fell a Tree - Timber! The Call!
To Cry - is to Bawl -
To have Fun - is to have a Ball -
To Create a Picture - to Draw -
Speak with an Accent , or Drawl!
You know - like - Y’all!
And a small Boat may be a Yawl!
To Creep along the ground - is to Crawl -
And the Gullet of a Bird - is its Craw!
A Hawse-hole ain’t what you might Think -
A Hawser line goes through it for Towing -
When a Ship is in The Drink!
And it is too Big for Rowing!
Poe was the Maven who wrote The Raven -
A 1929 Song Title - “Ain’t Misbehavin’”
By: Harry Brooks, Louis Armstrong, Fats Waller, Andy Razaf -
Certainly was Not Craven!
While an Icon may be a Symbol -
It is not a Percussion Disk, or Cymbal!
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme -
Scarborough Fair - a Very Good Time!
As Kids we played Mumblety-Peg -
Flipping a Knife -
Lucky to Miss - a Toe or Leg -
Might Could - Cause some Strife!
As I end this Poem - unlike a Pome -
More than Five Seeds - more like a Tome -
And unlike a pretty Flower, or Posey -
Thus completes my Rosy Poesy!
Tom your title above was wrong written it should be LANMYNOMOH you twit and you call yourself a brain surgeon? more like a Starbucks peddler for people suffering imsomia.
Now, I will credit you with enough literary skill to play with words and make people laugh.
Tom Hyland, seriously...you rock! ! !
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And a Pee-Wee is not necessarily a Pee-Pee!
Hey, Mr. Ed quit visiting them years ago, and a Pee Wee is definitely not a Pee-Pee!! (But I do still play Mumbley-Peg.)
PS Don't buy a Poetic License from Matlack; it's another one of those New Jersey scams.
Mr. Pee Wee Ed
Be always safe,
Karen
Now, I will credit you with enough literary skill to play with words and make people laugh.
Tom Hyland, seriously...you rock! ! !
Teflon Georg
Cheers,
Dan
Wonderful homonyms and play on words. Really gave me a laugh. I'll have to check that site out.
Mary
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.