Sense?
Common Sense?
Nonsense?
Incense?
License?
Cents?

The Pic? I Labeled it 'CONFUSION CAR' look it over very carefully ...

USEFUL AS ...

© - Tom Hyland - 2/12/11


TITS ON A BULL!


Did’ja ever notice how Screwed Up
Every Accident Scene Is?
By the POLICE I Mean ...
Well, Golly Gee Whiz!

I Especially love the Minor ‘Fender-Benders’ -
Two Cars - No Injuries - Very Simple Mode -
But - Three, Four, or More ... POLICE Vehicles ...
BLOCK the Whole Damned Road!

Instead of Being Useful -
And, Actually Directing Traffic -
With their thumbs up their Rectums ...
They Cause drivers to get Frantic!

Amazingly, every Radio Traffic Report -
Blames the Back-Ups on ‘Rubber-Necking’
But - Most of the Delays ...
Are Because Police Direction is Lacking!

Just Wednesday, on Philadelphia Road,
At the Light at 695 - there was a Minor Collision -
A State Police Car Sped Past us all in the Opposing Lane -
Then, BLOCKED the Passing Lane - What a Dumb Decision!

The Third lane, a Left Turn Only -
To Enter the Beltway, was Jammed Up -
But, we All had to use IT in order to get Past ...
TITS ON A BULL - a Sorry Pup!


Two weeks ago, on 702 South -
Counted Six POLICE Cars Rushing to a Scene -
Doing about Eighty in a Forty Zone - Unnecessary ‘Over-Kill’ -
Endangering Others - Not too Keen!

Are THEY all just BORED?
Nothing Better to Do?
Too Many Show Up ...
Instead of just a Few!

There is one Suggestion -
I would like to Recommend -
That Each and Every Police Officer ...
To Traffic School - We should Send!

It’s Not their Fault -
That their Skills are Null -
Police Cars Worsening Jams - Useful as ...
TITS ON A BULL!


© - TKH.