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HAPPY 'SURVIVORS' DAY !
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OOPS! Yet another non-poem ...

Prose in Verse Form? DUH?

Nevertheless ... and ... Whatsoever ...

Should we be 'Thanking Our Lucky Stars'?

Forsooth ... ?


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HAPPY ‘SURVIVORS’ DAY !

© - Tom Hyland - 12/22/12


WELL ... WE MADE IT!

Seems that Mayan Guy’s calculations were off a bit?
Watched a video last week where a contemporary
Mayan Scientist ‘splained’ everything.
Was quite interesting and informative.

He spoke ‘en Espanol’ ...
A Caucasian woman translated ‘en Ingles’.
Supposedly, there was no ‘DoomsDay’ coming,
However, a bunch of Planets were aligning ...

And an Electro-Magnetic ‘Field’ was going to ...
Affect our two Poles, changing ‘stuff’ ...
The Mayan Pyramids were built to ‘Thwart’ or Deflect ...
This predicted Phenomenon?

He was traveling all over Mexico and Southern U.S. ...
‘Splainin’ THIS ‘Stuff’ ...
I think he wanted more people to build more Pyramids ...
In order to Reduce the Impact?

ANYWAYS ...

The Prediction was obviously OFF a TAD!
BUT ... Suppose it was Only ... One Day?
Or ... One Week? One Month? One Year?
Are You Prepared To ... ‘Meet Your MAKER’?

REPENT ... SUCKER ... REPENT !!!

DUH?

© - TKH.

P.M. <-notice - Not P.S. ... = Post Mortem !

Note to God ... The following was sent to me by email by a Friend ...

It is not new ... As it was not an attachment,
I could not copy & paste ...

So ... I typed and saved as a Word document.


DEAR GOD:

Why do You allow so much violence in our Schools?

A concerned student.



DEAR CONCERNED STUDENT:

I’m not allowed in Schools!

God ...

P.M. ????????????????????


 

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 Reviews of "HAPPY 'SURVIVORS' DAY !"
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 22, 2012
Well, I too survived another day of death...just like the rest of us...now you know I always enjoy these long winded rants of yours, just sometimes I am too tired or high to get through them all the way...u can blame the second reason on yourself as u are the one that sent me that pipe...;-) e

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 22, 2012
As usual, I enjoy you tongue in cheek rants and sharings; they do elicit the thinking process. Love and peace to you, Tom,

Regis

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on December 22, 2012
Tom, strictly from an amateur philosophers point of view...I can't help but think that each day I wake up is an indication, I've survived the previous day...so I celebrate survivors day, everyday.
Cheers,
Dan


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