pepsi or coke
what do you want

what is this a joke
i want  'em both

don't poke
fun of me

whiskey or wine
either is fine
yeah i can still walk
the line

opera or rap
what is this crap
i'll have whatever is
on tap

cheap and easy
rough and hard
innocent and sweet
depends on the card

i've been dealt
and have dealt
the cards
i've been handed

it suits me well
can't you tell
this is bliss
but to you such hell

i make no apologies here