Winter winds whistling through the windows
The artic chill creeps through every cranny
The freezing temperatures tingles my toes
Frost has formed on my frozen fat fanny
I dream of a blissful balmy breezed beach
The sound of surf smashing on the sand
Daydreams of daring do ala Edward Teach
Whilst I weary of this winter wonderland
Head homeward my heart harkens to me
Step southward snow-weary sojourner
Shuffle straight down to the Southern Sea
To become a bronzed bachelor beachcomber
Love Tinka