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That was NOT poetry...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Having had a chance to sleep on it, I removed it as it was rude, crude and disgusting...as far as I was concerned...Please accept my apologies...

I had written my last in a funky mood,

Brains, drugs & butt holes was a worthless example,

Of a poet gone over the edge to the extreme crude,

I thank those that tried to be nice,

Your reviews always mean much,

I hope you’ll understand the reason,

But as for humor that was not one of my best samples…


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 Reviews of "That was NOT poetry..."
Reviewed on September 14, 2008
Well, I didn't get a chance to read the one you speak of, so that's OK as you were probably expressing your mood-of-the day and getting it out of your mind...and that's OK, too Ed :o) Be happy and keep poetizing, frined!
Blessings and Love - Micke

Reviewed on September 14, 2008
LACK-MAT --- oft' we are all occasionally DAFT - it's HUMAN - don't sweat the small stuff -

many of the great classics were done by Masters, high on some DOPE or BOOZE!

TAKE A 'HIT'
WRITE A 'BIT'
TAKE YOUR 'LUMPS'
THEN TAKE SOME 'DUMPS!'


:) :) :) YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOR 'RUDE, CRUDE, BUTT-HOLE' MOTORIST!


Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on September 14, 2008
I didn't like the title so deleted it without even reading it. Glad I did now, rudeness doesn't go down so well with me. Rufuz better get you in shape to write less rudely, I know he can do it. Just think of loving things you and Rufuz did in the past and are still doing today. Write some about Rene, always want to hear about her. She seems like a loving person too.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on September 14, 2008
Missed it so don't know what to say except if you thought it wasn't up to snuff then it's your decision what to do with it.

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on September 14, 2008
Was that the time traveller where i sent you off with the rolling pin mate? Hmmmm Never mind, we all write stuff that is questionable, You know I have, and it's vanished LOL..but like everyone else here, I agree, you are a Poet, and we write, though I admire your courage in writing this and expressing heartfelt feelings ED...

Stay well Matey, keep off the Wacky weed, and no storing up seeds.. AH reminds me of a song from the 70's. Rufuz, you keep Daddy on a leash ok, and walk him twice a day in the fresh air!!

:) Blessings to you Ed, Hugz Ch'erie
PS The Flying Scotsman sends his best regards.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 14, 2008
That's the problem with all of us not only you my friend, things pop in our minds and we think are spectacular so we write it. Then our thoughts change and we feel totally different. But what you must realize, is sometime its the poems that we think are worthless turn out to help someone out there. So don't appologize, just keep writing. Love ya and Rufuz too, Bonnie

Reviewed on September 14, 2008
You don't have to apologize. You're a poet. Sometimes what we write is good, sometimes...not so. I saw nothing wrong with it, because it's true!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on September 14, 2008
Hello Ed:

I didn't see that! So you didn't offend me. I think you are generally a nice and fun person. It is evident in your writings, so don't worry about being rude, I don't think anyone of us would think you being rude!

Love and Hugs,

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed on September 14, 2008
I didn't even see it, so I have no say. You're only human, and sometimes you write strange things. It's okay. Just keep on moving on, and don't stop writing!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on September 14, 2008
Ed,
We are all human and have a bad day from time to time. Just keep smiling and move on. Say hello to Rufus!:):)

Many blessings,
~Linda

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on September 14, 2008
Oh no..I missed it as well...be well and safe sweet man...Hugs

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 14, 2008
Rude, Crude, and Disgusting? Gosh darn it, I missed it. But I'm sure Brother Edvard or Ma will be sending me a copy!


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