No, I’m not one of them,

Too much do they drink,

All kinds of brews,

Then they get all kinds of screws…

Walking the streets with cups of beer,

The law in NJ, sometimes not clear,

Of the police these beer drunks have little fear,

Toast them they do, while they as well sneer…

So if you want to drink to your hearts content,

Bring your booze, beer & your malcontent,

Doesn’t seem to matter in NJ if you do or don’t get consent,

Just bring your drunken self to the Jersey shore,

And you can do what you want, that’s for damn sure…