Septuagenarian
Lets raise our voices loud and clarion!
For jim is now septuagenarian!
All laud this fine humanitarian;
Every doctor and librarian!
Praise his life, lets not be tarryin,
Laud his virtue, never varyin,
Praise his works utilitatarian,
Far and wide our voices carryin
A dad who’s non authoritation
A colleague who’s egalitarian
A husband who was worth the marryin
Man of culture, non barbarian
Be you sikh or rastafarian,
Mozart lover or wagnerian,
Carnivore or vegetarian,
Orthodox or non sectarian,
Be you post or pre lapsarian,
Newly hatched or centenarian,
Platyhelminth or planarian
Urban cowby or agrarian,
Whether aesthete or vulgarian,
One percent or proletarian,
Osteopath or veterinarian,
Atheist or seminarian,
Franco prussian Or bavarian
Greco roman or sumerian
Spanish or austro hungarian
Let’s all praise Jim, septuagenarian!
Ron, a recent septuagenarian himself