Finding a needle in the haystack

That I wasn't looking for.

She wondered why I let out a gasp,

When it stuck me in the ass.

O there are times when strange things happen,

Like being hit by a bus.

I was just reading my morning paper

By the corner drug store.

All of a sudden this bus hits me-

The driver they say had a heart attack.

Here I am in the hospital,

Lucky to be alive.

There were many other strange happenings;

Too many to go into detail about.

I guess that's why I'm still here,

And not buried in France somewhere.