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Cheapskate
by George J. Carroll → (All Poetry by George J. Carroll)
Wednesday, June 10, 2015    Rated "G" by the Author.
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He was a prince of a guy

But a lousy tipper.

When he came in for lunch

Everybody looked busy.

 

Finally I had to serve him

And took his order.

When he had finished his meal

He called to me looking for rest room.

 

I thought he was going

To scram out, but no.

He gave me a twenty dollar bill

And said keep the change.

 

I thought It must be a mistake,

His bill was only $4.50

But he insisted I keep the balance-

After all he said, I'm no cheapskate.

 


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Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on June 11, 2015
Being a waiter or a waitress they count on their tips especially if no salary is included. And Ron is right the rich do not tip as well as the ones' who are living paycheck to paycheck.

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 11, 2015
I had some cheapskates once… Hurt my ankles… Nevermind.

It reads like a true experience. It is really unfortunate that people who serve us are so underpaid that they need to beg for tips. Sometimes I try to tip generously even when I've had bad service or bad food. Especially when I can see it's not the server's fault. From my observation, it seems like rich people are the stingiest and people who live paycheck to paycheck are more generous to others in similar situations.

Ron

Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on June 10, 2015
Phew, not Cheap s.Kate. When in yankyland I never know when or who to tip. I guess we're the cheap skates. Keep skating.

Reviewed on June 10, 2015
I waitressed for over twenty years and I've had some fantastic tippers. God bless them!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on June 10, 2015
For a $15.50 tip, I'll serve 'em. Having said that, I think this country has gone tip crazy. It seems like we are obliged to tip just about everybody anymore. There are some professions where tipping is needed, but not all I wish everyone was paid a fair wage and eliminate the need for tipping.

Michael D.


Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on June 10, 2015
Gotta love it!


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