The can should have said pork & beans,
That is of course if the can could speak,
Hopefully the pork therein was lean,
As they might help to hold you together,
As the beans will make you from the back end leak...-e-
Chuckle, chuckle. What a pity. Last night I was served what was described as, "butter beans." As I ate them, I began to realize that this gift from, "a friend," was mislabeled because they acted and tasted like black-eyed peas and only looked like lima beans. And, there was no pork in sight until my bacon this morning… If you could call that bacon!
Selected poems from previous & forthcoming collections together with Q&R apps on each page to enable audio rendition simultaneously with the written text
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That is of course if the can could speak,
Hopefully the pork therein was lean,
As they might help to hold you together,
As the beans will make you from the back end leak...-e-
Lucky you, it could've been spam.
Michael D.
Ron
Sandie
Love ya!
Jane