Have you ever seen a split infinitive

Or a lazy rock and roll?

An easy chair reclining

To a rare jumping jack?

Have you ever heard the story

About old timbucktoo?

If you have don't repeat it,

Or a curse will descend on you.

Have you ever seen a jelly belly

With a hands up point of view,

Or a wash cloth laying idle,

No one to give it a hand?

This could get rather lengthy,

So I'll call it quits.

Seems if I try your patience,

I'll be at my wits end.