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Sitting On My Ass
by George J. Carroll → (All Poetry by George J. Carroll)
Tuesday, July 12, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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I wore out a pair of pants

Just sitting on my ass.

Some may get a laugh out of this,

At least that's my guess.

 

I got off my duff and walked around,

Only to find my feet on the ground.

Sure was a strange sensation

That my feet, on the ground, found.

 

Never-the-less there I was

Standing up and looking silly.

Just don't stand there, you oaf.

Keep moving and meet willy.

 

 
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 Reviews of "Sitting On My Ass"
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on July 13, 2016
Now you will wear out the soles of your shoes!! LOL!!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Lewis Findley
Reviewed on July 12, 2016
This is inspiration for my next write , based on the American gigolo called " the old town squire"
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on July 12, 2016
Little humor this day . . . Good to see and yes, I did get a "Heh.Heh" out of it . . .
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