By the time I was just
two-and-a-half years old
I had already taken hikes
of more than fifteen miles
over dusty trails
and mountainous terrain
I had fought strong ocean currents
swimming in waters more
than ten feet deep
By that age, I had also
developed an obsessive
curiosity for other’s private parts,
and had perfected the art
of licking my own scrotum
(I’m sure there’s a lot of you out
there who wish you could do that
…would that make you gay?)
By the time I was four
I had been hunting a few times
seen a mountain lion or two,
and scared a few coyotes
off my property
Not to brag, but by that age,
I was already having sex with
some awesome looking females
(they were teachers in the true sense...
no cell-phone videos...the real thing )
I even became entangled with a few
who really turned me around
Hooking up with them
was a painful experience
I’ve always been
the brooding silent type
often using facial expressions
to convey my feelings.
Food has always been a huge turn-on,
although I’m a bit picky…
not too big on Veggies
without a good sauce.
Yeah, I’ve got a great life.
Some days I just like to
lounge around
like I am right now,
nothing on
stretched out
over a fine linen comforter
on this comfy oversized
king-size bed…
enjoying the solitude
thinking thoughts
dozing off and dreaming …
What’s that?!…
A car ?!!…
Uh-oh gotta’ go!!!…
My master is home
and I don’t think he’ll appreciate
the dead skunk I dragged in.
Yeah...
It sure is a dogs life J
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Anyhooo.. This is Cute,and your funny, I was smiling throughout ( YOu write with the answer 1/2 down as I do , on many of my writes! I find you facinating already! Think! I will START tracking you tonight!... Glad I gravitated to YOU through Sweet Fee's corner of the den!
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Richard Lloyd Cederberg
I was out having some drinks one night with my friends, Mike and Marty. We were sitting on Marty's deck at 2 AM, half asleep and full of booze. Marty's dog, Bud was lying on the deck licking himself with great pleasure. Mike, head drooping in drunken stupor, looked up at the dog and said "god, I wish I could do that." Marty opened his bloodshot eyes with a squint and replied "You can Mike, you just have to approach him r e a l - s l o w."
Fee
Keeping the BBI {{:)}} LOL
Light & peace,
Joselyn
there who wish you could do that
…would that make you gay?)" It surely would negate the problem of going out for anything, Ed, you old dog you...;) Ed
"developed an obsessive
curiosity for other’s private parts,
and had perfected the art
of licking my own scrotum"
I figured it out! lol But I bet most men would love to be able to do that!