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Goodbye Hillary
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Goodbye Hillary
The queen you'll never be
and though you try compounding lies
you can't rewrite history

Your facelift and your cheek implants
don't help your phony smile
Whitewater, Vince Foster
and missing FBI files
Your botched and failed health care plan,
Your long list of enemies 
and terrorizing victims of Bill's infidelity

You sold the Lincoln bedroom
and stole the White House heirlooms
Travelgate, suspicious trades,
monies undisclosed
Chinese and Saudi backers
who you claim that you don't know

You won't present your tax filings
and your journal's locked away
Perhaps you'll trade your Senate seat
for a talk-show slot on NBC

Goodbye Hillary


(Call me sophmoric, but I just discovered that you can pick her nose (in the picture above) with your cursor and rub it on her teeth) :)  
   


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 Reviews of "Goodbye Hillary"
Reviewed by Deborah Munson (Reader)
Reviewed on March 26, 2008
Hello -- came across your den during this sleepless night after gallbladder surgery! I recently wrote a poem for my sister's 42nd birthday titled -- Hilary's got nothing on her! Great poem, great read, thanks for the entertainment this eve. Deborah Munson

Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on February 28, 2008
This is one of the reasons I would not like to be in the public eye. There has to be a time when a really unflattering shot is taken. Who can forget the infamous picture taken of the queen with a gloved finger in her nose? Hilary is by all accounts one rather intimidating and scary lady. I don't know enough about American politics to comment further. As usual, you've demonstrated your creative dexterity in this scathing yet humorous write.

Chanti

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on February 28, 2008
Okay, my first good laugh of the day! Let's hope your are right, but roaches have a way of crawling back again and again and again....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on February 28, 2008
Got to love the pictures if nothing else. I've said this to many that if we are going to have our first woman president this is not the woman that I want to represent the United States. Personally I'd vote for Whoppi if she ran...Lady J

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 27, 2008
RUFUZ FOR PRESIDENT...he & me

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on February 27, 2008
Excellent work! The very thought of Hillary in charge scares me silly!
Love,
annie

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 27, 2008
We have averted a possible election here but you do make your upcoming one interesting, you neighbors to the south. Thank you, Edwin. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on February 27, 2008
I thank you and Dottie my wife who I just read this to thanks you also . . . Fabulous . .

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on February 27, 2008
Excellant parody and a sound commentary on one of the most notable (good or bad) candidates for the US Presidency we watching outside your country have ever seen.

Fee


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