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I won this creature in a card game He's quite friendly don't ya' know He keeps my longship bristol above-deck and below But my crew keeps lookin' at him like he's just a piece of meat and I'm afraid that they might go to far and cook him up to eat He really is a good soul Doesn't pee or poop or bark An' I was wunderin' if you had a place for him aboard yer famous Ark? (if not, maybe Edvard the Elder could use a loving companion to polish his sword, now that he's found that Edwina is really his sister) Viking Ed http://www.youtube.com/edante58

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Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on September 1, 2007

Another thingie added to the pot I tell you this is one helluva big caulfron of plots and subplots, I can't wait to see how it ends;-)Fair sail matey, you'll need it!lol

ET

Reviewed by Barbara Smith

Reviewed on September 1, 2007

Viking Ed, I think he would make an excellent guard at an outhouse...that way he'll away be close if nature calls. This gave me a great laugh...I truly enjoye it!

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo

Reviewed on September 1, 2007

Does he do windows? If so, I'd like to hire him every Wednesday!

Sounds like he might be capable of more than what you've noted. Please forward his resume.

Love, Kathy

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on September 1, 2007

Hmmnnnnn reminds me sort of like my first ex wife only a little cuter.

Fee

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)

Reviewed on September 1, 2007

And yet another; sounds like fun! Holly

Reviewed by Edwin Larson

Reviewed on September 1, 2007

Many thanks Brother Ed, and I do agree, There is a remarkable resemblence and I fear that he may be mistaken by the enemy for Brother Ed #2. I will send him straight-away.

Viking Ed

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on September 1, 2007

Sure Viking Brother Ed, there's always room fer one more critter on Pee Wee Ed's Ark. Send him on over! And if he don't pee or poop, he'll be no trouble at all. And , you know, he does kind of remind me of that Jersey Devil Brother Ed of mine,too!

Reviewed by George Carroll

Reviewed on September 1, 2007

Another wonderful addition to the battle of the Ed's.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on September 1, 2007

Down Rufuz, down boy...he is NOT dinner...ed2

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on September 1, 2007

Sounds like dinner to me..Arrrrrrr

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